22 August 2012

(Watson sits down on a couch next to Sherlock, who is only wearing his bed-sheet)

Watson-Are you wearing any pants?

Sherlock-Uhhm, no.

Watson-Ok.

(Silence, then both laugh)

Watson- Oh, I am seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray. What are we doing here, Sherlock? Seriously, what?

Sherlock-I don't know.

Watson-Are we here to see the Queen?

(Mycroft walks in)

Sherlock-Apparently, yes.

(Both laugh)

Mycroft- Just once, could you two behave like grown-ups?

Watson-We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants, so I wouldn't hold out too much hope.

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