Fantasy Man

Once upon a time in a la-wo wo wo. Fairy tales start with this crap.let's try something else. Here we go. Once in a galaxy far far awa- copyright! Curses. Ok I'll do it how I like. Once in a land far away lived a man who would dream about all the 4 yr old girls would dream about. He dreamt of unicorns, bambi and my little pony but his manly incense would kill of his dreams such as spider-man running in, picking up my little pony and launching her out of this dream shouting"get the F**k out". Fantasy man was so up set he decided to buy a horse. To turn this into a unicorn, he stuck an ice-cream on it's fore head. He was out wearing Lycra on a hot summers day when he spontaneously combusted.