10 April 2012
One morning, Cyril the shopkeeper was setting up shop for the day when as soon as he opened the door, a guy in a gimp suit chucked a gas canister into the shop and ran in. He returned with a handful of wine gums. Cyril shouted "you little shit!". Cyril was so angry, he jumped in his sex wagon and pressed the RED button. In a cloud of smoke, a mini-gun had appeared on the roof of his van, he then pushed the sport button. Again, in a cloud of smoke, his van got pimped. Purple body kit, carbon fibre spoiler and bullet proof windscreen. To finish it off, he turned on the radio. For dramatic effect he put on crazy frog. He set off in his pimped out sex wagon. Luckily the gimped man was only around the corner as he had asthma. At 150mph, he ran him down, t-bagged him and drove home, not forgetting his wine gums.
The Little Shit • Opuss № I