17 April 2012
In the beginning was the plan.
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And the plan was completely without substance.
And darkness fell upon the faces of the Employees.
And they spoke amongst themselves, saying, “It is a crock of shit and it stinks.”.
And the Supervisors went to their Managers saying, “It is a container of excrement and its smell is so strong that none can abide it.”.
And the Managers went to their Divisional Managers saying, “It is a vessel of fertiliser and none can abide its strength.”.
And the Divisional Managers went to their Executive Managers saying, “It aids plant growth and is very strong.”.
And the Executive Managers went to the Chairman saying, “Our plan promotes growth and is very powerful.”.
And the Chairman went to the Board of Directors saying, “This new plan will actively promote growth of this organisation.”.
And the Board of Directors looked upon the plan and saw that it was good and the plan became policy.
(source: unknown)
The Plan • Opuss № I