joecalone
Acually is Dolan
Have a large paw shaped notepad with velcro on the back that allows you to stick it to the Tshirt so you can write on the go!
Have a large paw shaped notepad with velcro on the back that allows you to stick it to the Tshirt so you can write on the go!
The "thing" slumped to the ground. We stepped inside the door. The walls were white tiles with streaks of crimson blood staining them. A red emergency light flickered, almost warning us of what we were doing. The "thing" was in a blue unifo…
Do you ever have that moment when your teacher makes an obvious grammatical error that nobody seems to notice, you want to correct him/her but are afraid you will be jeered for doing so? If so, I know your pain....
Opuss is red, AppStore is blue, I love writing, I like reading too. By: Joecalone
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure....
Here's a blank space, get writing! | \/
Bob moved closer to the door, the moaning grew louder. He turned the handle. The sight that greeted us was the most horrific and disturbing thing I have ever seen, and wish to unsee. A half rotten corpse, empty eye sockets, blood tricklin…
Everyone else is doing it so heck, I'm going to jump on the quoting bandwagon, just this once though: Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know -funnyhumour
If the bible states "all men are liars" and the bible is written by man, doesn't that mean religion is fake?
Warning: this next diary may be a bit scary/disturbing, don't read if you don't like blood. (Don't worry, it's only for this diary) I woke up Bob, he took his laser beam sword thingy and his cape. I'd fashioned a spear out of wood. We star…
Hey everyone, before I can write the much anticipated desert island diary 5, I'll need your opinion on what should happen: 1: Joe and Bob find a sinister underground laboratory 2: They follow the footsteps of an old explorer deep into th…
Sorry guys, I didn't have a chance to write a desert island diary today. I'll write one tomorrow. I promise :-D
As I awoke to the sound of crickets chirping, I noticed something. My stomach grumbled. I was hungry. I grabbed one of the leftover bananas and started to peel it. Bob was still fast asleep. He doesn't know I call him that yet. The sun was …
If anyone wants something to happen in the new desert island diary; please comment with your idea. If I like it enough, I'll use it and give you credit at the end. : )
So is the plural of an opuss "opusses" or "opi" ?
I crept up towards the palm tree, coconut in hand. Then, the monkey did something that shocked me. "Jedis don't eat coconuts" called the monkey. He could speak! And he's a Jedi!! "Wanna camp out with me?" I questioned. "Ok" replied the monk…
Do you like creative, fun and exciting indie computer games? Then you'll love minecraft. Go on, google it.
Well,I made a tent out of banana skins. I found a strawberry milk pond. Tasty. I'm going to try and catch Bob today. I'll lure him in with some aspirin coconuts and then tame him with a half-shell full of chocolate milk. Blue monkeys love t…
This is us. The "pioneers" of this app. We are a small, but well built community of kind, intelligent people. I do want this app to grow more popular but always remember: You helped this app grow.
You're brushing your teeth. You notice fingerprints on the mirror. Slightly annoyed, you try to rub them off. They are on the other side of the mirror.....
"Those who do not learn history, are doomed to repeat it."
The statement below me is false. The statement above me is true.
"I wunce thunk gramer was reely imortint. But now I reelise that its stoopid. If you ar gud at gramer then your a weerdo." This is why I hate Facebook......
So, I just woke up. My ship is wrecked. Seagulls caw above me. I have a headache. Do coconuts act as aspirin? Why am I here? This sand is hot, I need to find shelter. There's a blue monkey in that palm tree, I think I'll name him bob. I for…
What is it that drives us human beings? Is it a soul? Or is it just our organs? Why do we feel emotions? Think of how far we've come. From tiny organisms to dominant humans. All that took millions of years. So what happens next? What do we …
Once upon a time, a normal guy/girl like you or me had an idea. It wasn't a life changing idea, but it was a good one. Some people liked it, the idea grew. It grew further and further. More and more people started liking it. What the idea i…
I know some day I will die, like others have done before me. What they did with their lives was up to them but, considering we all die, and let's just say that's it; there's nothing after that. We might as well spend our lives making the ne…
Sometimes, I wonder if this world is just some sort of training simulation, designed just for me. Maybe you've ever had déjà vu? I think it's when they've changed something. Who knows? Maybe I'm just posting this to a bunch of simulations..…