16 April 2012
So, I just woke up. My ship is wrecked. Seagulls caw above me. I have a headache. Do coconuts act as aspirin? Why am I here? This sand is hot, I need to find shelter. There's a blue monkey in that palm tree, I think I'll name him bob. I forgot to mention, the clouds are purple and the sky is green. Is that normal? Oh well, I'll write again once I set up camp.....
Desert Island Diary 1 • Opuss № I