24 May 2012
I wake up in the morning, And stretch with all my might, My mind is quite alive From my rather fearful night.
I dreamt I was myself one day, In a house I didn't know, I dreamt I couldn't leave this house, Or it wouldn't let me go.
I dreamt there was a gingerbread man, A mighty biscuit monster, And it came upon this house I was, And caused a bloody disaster!
It raged and tore between the bricks, And wailed at my sight, I must admit if I needed a poo, I'd have done one from the fright.
But then this mighty, luscious treat, Looked down upon my head, And as it was about to eat me, I woke up in my bed.
Gingerbread Monster • Opuss № I