31 May 2012
A wasp! A wasp! A bloody wasp has flown into my house!
It flings itself against the windows trying to get out.
I hear it buzz and hiss and bizz and bazzle and baffle me,
Cause when I open a window near it, it clearly doesn't see.
I don't know how this stupid wasp gets in then cant get out,
I duck and hide from its mighty rath and hear it scream and shout,
I grab a glass and some card and such to help it on its way,
I enclose the wasp and carry it out then leave it to its day.
But then when twenty minutes go and I sit alone at home,
I hear a buzz a hiss a bizz a bazzle and then I know,
That bloody wasps got in again and is rattling at my window!
So I pick up a paper by my feet and smack it with a blow!
That Bloody Wasp • Opuss № I