15 May 2012
1.)A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
2.)What did the mouse say to the elephant?
2 answer.)Nothing. Mice can't talk.
3.)Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
3 answer.)Because he was hit by a bus.
4.)My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.
5.)What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips?
5 answer.)A chocolate chip muffin.
6.)Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
6 answer.) Because it was dead.
Anti- Jokes • Opuss № I