jonjoncollins
How's this for a possible invention... A belt buckle with a todger (penis) holder, just whip it out and let it rest, lazy pissing ftw!!! Lack of sleep no good for mans brain.
16:28 19/04/12 James Adam Thomas Collins was born and me and my partner couldn't be happier! I've always been the type of person who is uncomfortable holding babies, but when my son was born I didn't hesitate to hold him, I thought being a…
His pregnant girlfriend (yes, me) has decided it maybe worth correcting Jon about the misquote he put up from me.... The pie incident, it was not just any pie it was MY meat and potato pie and his evil brother kept threatening to eat it...…
Early morning, Friday 13th, My eyes still sting from the lack of sleep, My mouth dying for a coffee, I arise out of bed and run Laura a bath then walk towards the kitchen for that morning fix of coffee. Upon opening the kitchen door I see …
''I'm not perfect but I'm perfectly happy with who i am'' ~Erm...dunno
''You go near that pie and they'll be trouble! Stay away from the pie!'' ~My pregnant girlfriend
After Max Payne being released onto the app store, it got me thinking about other games that should be ported to the iOS platform and Abe's Oddysee should definitely be ported in! The touchscreen controls could easily be adapted to the gam…
''We don't do walking away'' ~Rangers FC fans
If cats could talk, they would at least ask before making me a bed for them to sleep, nothing worse than needing a wee wee but not wanting to move because two sleeping, purring cats have decided your lap, chest or back is their bed for the …
''Always be nice and polite and carry the materials to build a bomb'' ~Being Human
''So throw your diamonds in the sky, we'll stay gold forever'' ~Bring Me The Horizon
Kingdoms at war (KaW) is a massive multiplayer online game, free from the app store, on the surface it's simple, grow your kingdom, battle other players and complete epic battles with your clan mates, but this game is far deeper than that! …
''Hear me now, words I vow, no fucking regrets! Fuck these chains, no god slave, I will be different!'' ~Machine Head
Wrestling...it is real damn it! And WWE wrestlers are the toughest around, Shane McMahon fell 50ft to the concrete floor and lived! Triple H was locked in a car, dropped from 30ft and was back the next week walking like a boss! How can WWE …