9 April 2012
Wrestling...it is real damn it! And WWE wrestlers are the toughest around, Shane McMahon fell 50ft to the concrete floor and lived! Triple H was locked in a car, dropped from 30ft and was back the next week walking like a boss! How can WWE possibly be fake? The story lines are realistic, Triple H raping a corpse, Mark Henry and Mae Young giving birth to a hand...who hasn't met a couple that have a baby hand?
Wrestlers are also some of the most diverse characters around, some even have worrying cases of multiple personality disorder, Kane was once an evil dentist before he decided fire and brimstone was more fun than plucking teeth, Most wrestlers suffer from bi polar as well, one week they're good, saving the damsel in distress, the next week he'd be calling her a bitch and power bombing an underdog! Wrestlers can be nice people though...Stone Cold Steve Austin stunners everybody else, apart from his momma.
Tl:Dr Version
Wrestling's real, so shut the hell up!
It's Still Real To Me Damn It! • Opuss № I