@EllieSmelly

Apples

An apple a day keeps the doctors away...

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@xxcornflakexx

Chocolate

Okay so i am a self confessed choco-holic, so while browsing the sweets section in my local supermarket I came across a Cadbury bars that had been put in its wrapper upside down.

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@ulstersoldier

Sweets

"I love Eminem!" "I like Skittles better" "No, the rapper you idiot" "You're the idiot, what's so good about a M&M wrapper?.

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@Iamlaura_marie

Hello My Name Is Laura And I Am A Chocoholic

Why oh why is it so hard to exert self control around chocolate. Is it bad that I would rather eat a left over easter egg (thats not mine) than go downstairs to get proper food??.

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@rimibar

Million £ Idea

I was going to invent a device to shield fruit and veg stalls from rain, but the market's already saturated..

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@jawk

My Sister

She said she'd slap me after that spaghetti joke. Should've seen her face when I drove pasta...

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@daren65

serial killer

Reading a book about serial killer who murders victims by force feeding them jam and rolling them in sugar. It's a sort of who donut..

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@LukaB

Onions

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that can make you cry, so I hit him over the head with a watermelon.

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