Genius

@tylerdurdin

If you don't like the functional result of something, you're missing one of three things; an understanding of it, a need for it, or a want for it...and more than likely, it's the first option..

@InvaderAze

Intelligence?

I use gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence..

@eiffel13

Kind

We all have own own kind of style, own kind of smile, a unique kind of dream, spirit, and love of your life. But somehow we all are the same, all one..

@arlet

Death

Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live..

@huwshelton

Intelligent Life

"From my knowledge of the world, I think that it's much more likely that the reports of Flying Saucers are the result of the known irrational characteristics of terrestrial intelligence, rather than...

@InkHeart

Planning

Lack of planning on your behalf does not constitute an emergency on my behalf..

@jordanlys

Dolphin's intelligence

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the...

@amyyj

Happiness

Happiness comes from having a bad memory..