@ktwynne

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard...

@ktwynne

this guy at my school put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc he was crying so hard..

@belgron

No Respect

I lie, I steal, I cheat and I still don't get any respect!.

@nikujagagirl

Random Quote #194

I don't understand why on earth "The Simpsons" is trying to be more like "Family guy", I mean I watch "The Simpsons" to escape "Family guy!".

@veritysetford_xo

▲▽

I put the "i" in single.

@LilWayneBabe

"Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be sexy...But, it happens.".

@nikujagagirl

Japan

Japan: The only country that has censored cartoons..

@livkopesky

Wise

In order to be old and wise, You must first have to be young and stupid. ~unknown.