9 April 2012
Sat remembering my past faux pas
My screw ups
Times when I've farted in public
Times i have sneezed and blown snot out of my nose with no hanky.
Times my sister breastfed on a bus and milk spurted out and hit the guy in front..
Ok so that was her embarrassment
But i cried laughing so hard i peed!
My embarrassment.
I am a shambles
No shitting ya
Chaos in a blonde bottle
Wouldn't be any other way though.
Embarrasing • Opuss № I