9 April 2012
One night i sat staring at my muted television waiting for my pink phone to start its shrill melody announcing a caller wishing to hear my dulcet tones, hear how very much i want, no! Need them "my life is nothing without you baby i need you to fill me up with you big hard throbbing.." you get the picture.
Of course while I'm muttering these sweet nothings I'm watching a silenced soap this time its Eastenders and I'm wishing i could read lips. In all likelihood its just babs screaming " get outta my pub!".. But id still like to hear it.
I wonder if the guy on the other end "Rob" realises that I'm not paying any attention? I wonder if they really think what i say is gospel? How else do they get off?!
They pay for make believe?!
Ooh phill has just slapped Ian Beal!.. Oops " yes baby cum for me!..." click
Phone Girl Continued • Opuss № I