Men

This is for men what can I say,
If you don't like sports they say your gay
They like raw meat
Served on their plates
No finesse or style, oh what a hate

I see men standing at pub bars
Eyeing up women and talking about cars

Providers and hunters
And killing breeds
Of animals from land and the seas

Mans great achievements
Please do give me a laugh,
You've only just sent probes up to mars!

You talk about sex
Like you know the whole lot
When 99 per cent can't find a lady's G spot

Football and cricket to name but a few
Rugby, motor racing, with boxing too
You know all your sports
And who won what
In front of the tv
Until you drop

Nights with the lads
All playing cards
Speaking such rubbish
And letting out farts

Vile, uncouth, laborious and large
The bloke things they do
Such as speak out their arse

They spit on the pavements
Put hands down their pants
There's nothing much down there, so do they have ants?

They'll climb any mountain
Because it is there
Wont pick flowers
But they go hunting bears

The male race is an unstable one
The use of their language
Makes for redundant tongue's
Four letters long, and their at ease
Anymore than that and they say what they please

Instruction manuals heres a good one
Ever seen a bloke be able to follow one?
Its "to hell with them, I can do it", you know full well they'll be useless at it.

Do it yourselfers I do love those types
All about details with so many gripes

Then the mechanics
Who tinkers with cars
Trying so hard to make them go fast

The green fingered gardener
That potters about
Winning and moaning there might be a drought

Ive seen them all
I'm sorry to say
And even now up to this day
I hang my head in a bow of shame
As I walk this earth sharing the name
Of man or male, what ever you like
The great male race who will always strike
At whats not natural, what's not good and most of all what's not understood

For if man can't cook it,use it or screw
They'll end up destroying this planet and you.

(Authors note, I'm male 36 three children, married, and pleased to say fit into none of the above!)