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Girl-Whores

A lot of people hate girl-whores, simply because they're whore-y. But if people realized what girl-whores deal with in society, I'm convinced that people will appreciate them more.
I certainly do.
When you think about it, girl-whores have it rough. They cannot do anything without looking hot enough to fuck. That means that the girl-whores have to have their boobs painfully pushed up to their chins all of the time and they have befriend the cold because they can't wear modest, warm clothing.
Girl-whores can't be camera shy either. And they need a lot of memory cards to save the trillions of photos that they take to document all of the girl-whore-y aspects of their lives while being half naked and cold.
They also need to garner horny and creepy Internet stalkers. If they don't have enough Internet stalkers, they're amateur girl-whores.
Girl-whores also have to deal with creepy boys all of the time. Girl-whores have to cope with constantly being groped and insulted for being stupid, because nobody likes a smart whore.
But that's just girl-whores.
Guy-whores are a whole other story.

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