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Opuss Haterz!!

A poem for Opuss Idiots.

You sit and make comments with nothing nice to say.
We dont care for your negativity So stay the hell away.

We have better things to write & stuff to do.
We've not written our poems just to amuse you.

So unless you can come up with somthing genuinly smart or clever.
Keep your comments to yourself, cos there the dumbest thing ever.

You will sit and pout because you cant come up with better?
Got a complaint? B*tch please feel free to write me a letter.

Haters are useless and come up with mean comments like 'that shit's gay!'
Forgive me for saying this but F*ck you and have a nice day!

xXx

iPuss

@iPuss

A kitten that writes? ... Yeaaaah ... Like that would ever happen!

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Comments & Feedback (121)

Hahaha okay better think of something clever to say how about this made me giggle made me smile I hope to see some more in a little while ๐Ÿ˜œ hehe 100% agree with you anyway ๐Ÿ˜Š

Well said! Stick it to 'em! ๐Ÿ˜œ

Well said hun! You show 'em x

That's a good one!

I think more comments should be said, cos them haters need a kick to the head. So lets all stand together lets all show whos f*cking better!

@aleishagayle20 ๐Ÿ˜

@MrAlex @leelee101 @kariss Thanks guys got to show these fools are words are magic and life's tool ๐Ÿ˜Š

@iPuss โœŠโœŠ right on sister!!

People come here, open your ears to hear, there consumed with fear! The only reason they hate is because of their mental state! Stand together and comment back so we can show them lets attack!! Hehehe

I'm terrible lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚

Funny thing a hater is, seems to me a hater is someone who disagreed, some can't handle to be told they are wrong, so they call them haters those who choose to be strong. A Turkish saying comes to mind those who speak the truth, lyres call blind. So maybe it's not that they are haters at all or a bit, maybe it's just that you are shit!

๐Ÿ‘

Fuck tha hater, were much greater, if they want to slate ya, that's just there nature. Ps. Your poems are great๐Ÿ˜Š

Words are strong, and hate is a strong word. Words are beautiful and fly like a bird. But hating for hate's sake is nothing but wrong, go back where u came from, u piss stinking schlong! Any good?

Haha! ๐Ÿ˜

Following you for this :D

I'm gonna hate on you fool, swing it back around and make you drool. Get inside your head, stir up your shit instead, don't mess with me, you won't be best pleased, cos I know things that make you tick and that's right you are dumb and thick, educate your sorry arse, make you wish you never asked. Don't mess with opuss your pathetic and hopeless. My brothers and sisters will kick you down, make you delete this app you clown. Lmfao something like that ;-) xxxx

@smellyfingers you're so awesomely talented! Very clever indeed :)

@smellyfingers Love it!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

@smellyfingers โค๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›

@smellyfingers belting sir ๐Ÿ‘

@minni92 @MrAlex @iPuss @leelee101 haha well I watched 8 mile the other day and fancied a battle scenario thinking off the top of my head lmfao :-)

@smellyfingers โค that film!

@Stablish @leelee101 lmao hilarious love it ๐Ÿ˜„

@smellyfingers awesome ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

@smellyfingers Go rabbit Go! ๐Ÿ˜‰

@aleishagayle20 smellyfingers smashed it out the park lol

Thank you for standing up for yourself and other meaningful Opuss users. Very well said and clever. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’—

Please let's calm things down a bit. I love this app and most of you guys & girls on here. Let's not tear this app apart because of some wankstain who doesn't know his arse from his elbow. We all have our own point of view. And if you don't have anything nice to say about someone's post ?? Then sat nowt@aleishagayle20 @iPuss @smellyfingers

Say nowt lol

Jesus Christ!!!

Waving a flag for freedom of speech I once left a comment with the desire to teach, The opinion was true to my belief But all it brought was anger and grief, To their surprise I found it amusing That those that judge are just assuming That this platform is real and words are cement but words said in jest are seldom meant. Now the lesson here Is easy to see, Opuss, try not to take yourself too seriously.

@blindmuggy nice words

@tylardurdan you too I think you said the truest thing on here which is why I'm gonna start following you

@tylardurdan @blindmuggy This post wasnt desinged for you to like. Take your childish pessimistick ways and leave. Were having fun writting about the annoying people who sit purposly and aggitate others. Quote frankly fools the more you comment on my stuff and follow me arround the better I do at this and the more fuel you add to my opuss fire. So yeah follow each other. One last thing to say to you tools? Whos more foolish? A fool or a fool who follows a fools! BAM!

@iPuss say what you like but you can't stop me posting on here and now I'm gonna do it just to annoy you, you think I'm a fool an I think your a fool, let's leave it at that, the main thing is I'm a happy person and there's nothing you can say to change that but it seems to me that with your weak character anyone can effect the way you feel

@Stablish lmao you know that ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

@blindmuggy Aww hunny comment ALL you want its my ratings go up not yours ๐Ÿ˜ I wrote this poem because the good little Opuss people needed a laugh. If you insist on following me around bad mouthing my posts you know where the follow button is. Enjoysies! Mwah ๐Ÿ’‹

@TheViolator ๐Ÿ˜” soweeiiieeer

@tylardurdan all you taught was what we already thought, ageist, sexist and yes your racist. Nobody is angry you fool, what you need is more time at school, get back, sit back listen, please don't turn this around on me or them. A joke? You jest? I put your sorry ass to the test, you crumbled and folded in, so where just have you been? Thinking and plotting dude you ain't got nothing your way too confused.

@tylardurdan awww you've found a friend ๐Ÿ˜ @iPuss let them keeping posting just making you rank go up oh and @blindmuggy awww you and @tylardurdan were made for each other both such silly boys ๐Ÿ˜„ lol

@TheViolator This was actually not written about tyler but in general jest of annoying people who been... Annoying. We all had a laugh writting our own bit this was written before tyler even got silly. I agree that if u have nothing nice to say dont say it but im not gonna get walked on sweetheart. I lived my life that way too long. So im sat her laughing cos its sad how hes followed it here when it wasnt even about him. But it just goes to show GUILTY concious? ...no?

@aleishagayle20 @iPuss hey guys that's fine I don't care about rank I actually have a life with real friends an amazing job and everytime I go out I get laid, so your welcome to ranks you might be number one on here but I'm number one in life

Throws a round of chill pills at everyone I think has gone a bit too far now that it's gone to another post, let's all get back to the happy friendly community Opuss is โœŒ

@smellyfingers you'd have slayed 'em! โœŒ

@MrAlex -Pounces alex- ๐Ÿ’Š<--- they no good for yous :P

@smellyfingers lmao hehehe boom you go SF oh yeah lol

@blindmuggy yeah sure whatever you day

Oh dear... ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

@iPuss Haha have an ice cream instead ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ

@blindmuggy seriously dude, you ain't got nothing to prove, we all know you get laid its just you made a mistake. Rubber dolls are not real, so relax and just chill, take a few pills, one day she just may be real. Hahaha I'm only messing with ya ;-)

@MrAlex cream of iiiiccce!!!! Onnomnom! ๐Ÿง

@smellyfingers lol now that's a good comeback, and as long as they are real in my mind then they are real right :-)

I wish I wasn't at work this is a quality exercise for rhyme skills๐Ÿ˜„

@aleishagayle20 Lmfao ;-) Mwah @iPuss xx

@smellyfingers hehe your good and you know it ๐Ÿ˜˜

@iPuss ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”yum yum forget pudding straight for burger and fries ๐Ÿ˜„

Awesome. And true!.

Ok people, can we just be...adult about this? I teach 4 year olds who get along better than you Opussies!!! Seriously, let's all chill because hatred just causes more hatred. I understand people were upset and offended but really, this is getting out of hand.

@smellyfingers just rhymed real with real!! I heard he was good so what's the deal? I read that he'd won to rounds but if this was a fight I'd win pound for pound! Every one chill as is a joke, step

Of your horse and try not to poke, I just pressed send by mistake but this rhyme isn't finished it's mine for the take, I've started a war and tarnished this app I wish I could take it all back, I can't and I won't so I'll leave this right here please end this madness it's become quite queer

Look guys, he has a point, if you have a negative comment about opuss then just keep it to yourself instead of spreading it. After all, it isn't essential to tell the world your opinion. Think about it. Oh and please read my posts :)

This is a good piece of work. Ha fuck tha!

If you can't take criticism or handle someone who may disagree with you, perhaps even offended, then maybe "fb" is a better place for you to write and control the opinions of others who comment. P.S. I've read alot of your work, iPUSS, ALEISHAGAYLE20. It lacks soul, feeling and creativity. Your top grossing being a ill written slam on those who disagree.

Right on you ipuss

This is great!

See those were just words... They have no effect.

I hate all this fighting,STOP IT!!

Why do we have to fight we do opiss for fun,

I meant opuss stupid spellcheck

What I mean is we should stop since I expect not that many of us have met each other face to face, it's just pointless to fight

@stormy Hun >.> I think every body did? Xx

Sozzy didn't see how long ago they had been sent

@jessep15 This particular poem was written because I found it funny that somone wrote a TONNE of swear words on an opuss i felt i had to DELETE due to the words he commented that actually wernt about my Quote. Its nothing to do with opinions it was more of a rant about being called a fat c*nt in a quote. Like ive said before. Im not writing for any one else but myself. Please dont start back at me im just saying why this poem was written. I should IMAGEN many of the users whove liked this are because they also had users who are just out of order. Have a good night thanks for your in put. Xx

Most people would take on others opinion with a bow of the head and tip of the hat, you took some else's opinion and took it as personal slander! This is all self inflicted

-Yawns-

That's class! Love it<3

Guys, enhance your calm please otherwise I shall have to intervene. Hint: you won't like that.

@Seamonster Should I just delete the two posts?

@iPuss I personally think this one is a hilarious and classy retort. As many have already said, I just want to read great words not clumsy attempts at mud slinging. Should you delete? No. Should you feed the trolls? No. Should we all move along and put it behind us? Absolutely.

One thing I have taken from today is to build a mute switch for members who get carried away in comments. Not used it yet. Don't want to have to. I guess I will one day.

@Seamonster Maybe a block feature for people who feel they have been pesonally attacked? Just so the user cant see another user? Id feel safer knowing I have that option x

@iPuss it's on the to do list.

"wrote" is incorrect, genuinely not genuinly, they're not there. Honestly, why not just spellcheck it? Poor grammar and spelling render your argument invalid.

@cheesescone 74 likes say it does not really matter. Xx

@iPuss well, it's really only 73 as I pressed "like" by accident and can't seem to unlike it

@cheesescone Sure :3 accident. Good night Mr cheese x

Well said xD

@jessep15 lmao what? Lacks soul? And what seems to make so whole? Lmao carry on with your mysoginistic friend lets hope you'll be together in the end, as me and @ipuss stand and fight and the rest opuss will live and unite, hehe I'm playing there are many people who like my stuff do don't worry my poor ego is still in tact ๐Ÿ˜

@jessep15 oh just like to add checked out your stuff too really? Me the one with no soul? IMO you seem to lack identity no soul in your posts think the only one that interested me was the one you wrote today about colours ๐Ÿ˜ lmao lack soul hypocrite you and @tylardurdan entitled to your opinion but don't criticise my posts, I have posts of all verities including personal ones so don't start with the no soul when all you write is lets be frank not all that ๐Ÿ˜’ gosh you need to go and educate yourself

@aleishagayle20 you really have no need to take any comment passed by anybody personally. I haven't singled anybody out I only said I didn't agree to something. You and your "followers" have turned this into something a little ugly. I really don't think that this situation should continue. No use getting angry over something as simple as words. Look at the positives! I'm sure as a result of our epic encounter I'm sure that you have increased your popularity and also how much more interesting has today been!

@tylardurdan Lmao you made a sexist comment I invited people to share their opinions an this isn't my post will not affect my ratings and no body as far as I've seen has added my not looking for fame neither is @ipuss I can see this la

as a positive I always look on the positive side ๐Ÿ˜ I took it personal at your comment about women because you addressed it to me and @ipuss also your friend @jessep15 attempted to personally criticise me so I WILL take this personally but yeah I'll stay positive

Wow, I liked the post and wanted to

Sorry, Erm, yes I wanted to add my agreement to the post, but this page reads pretty neg and I'm not clever enough to join with the rap. Keep it real hey!

@bop365 Why do I need to go suck on a lemon ?? When all I was trying do was to calm things down and back up @ipuss ??

@TheViolator <3 Violator. Babe check out my latest poem id LOVE to know what you think? X

The End.

@leelee101 Lol c

LOL!

*"we've not written" not "wrote". There are more errors, you should proof read your poem.

@designbyadrian When your helps required Ill ask thanks.

@designbyadrian @iPuss as I said. THE END...๐Ÿ˜Š

Kool

I normally wouldn't reply back, to someone who has such a high opinion off them selves, and thinks their opinion means more then others. Well you should try writing poems, you might do better.

*they're

@iPuss well said!!! Haters take note!

@Trialrun1 @somebody 'of themselves and their was the right their' ;)

Kettle black!! They're They're. And obviously looking for any reason to not answer the actual critism, but to rely on the fact of spelling. Sad!

So before you try & judge me on being a hater, you're falseness is well pathetic.

@bop365 @TheViolator ummm I like lemons, thanks for the offer. Your still a dweeb tho I'm so tempted to say stuff to make you angry and completely ruin you with my words but I'm not going to as all this has started to bore me

@blindmuggy fair enough lol

@blindmuggy to be honest I never had a clue what you said the first time ๐Ÿ‘ crack on with the word stuff, as for me bing a dweeb ?? Well if the hat fits lol

@TheViolator I love u even if your a dweeb

@iPuss I love dweebs too lol ๐Ÿ‘ Thankyou @Ipuss ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน

Very true!

@TheViolator sorry dude I mentioned you in the post coz I was defending us both your not the dweeb it was the other guy I mentioned soz for the confusion

@blindmuggy glad that's all cleared up ๐Ÿ‘ can I take off my dweeb hat now ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œlol

A little rude put I liked what you put.

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