@ScottySauce

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die..

@eilidhhunt

Im Not Clumsy

Im not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way!.

@sb2uk

Cleaning

Courtesy of a magnet on my sisters fridge:- "My idea of cleaning is to sweep the room with a glance." - unknown.

@Penno

Fire

SCOTTIES ON FIRE. :p.

@NEmer

Money Problems

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?.

@MBThompson

Me, big tough vampire slayer, no throw up at the sight of decapitated heads. Right. ~Anita Blake.

@eilidhhunt

Nothing

Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on..

@Earthbound

I'm Unbiased

"Unless being biased would help me" - Earthbound.