24 May 2012
*when at someone else's house* Normal people: oh, what a lovely house! Me: what's your wifi password?
DID YOU KNOW? there are 4 people in the u.s. with the name "Jesus Christ". --
If you stand in frond of the mirror and say "bloody mary" three times, your mom will appear and tell you to shut the f*ck up and go to bed. It really works. Try it (: -
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