18 May 2012
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When someone tells you to, "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it
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Make elaborate Hogwarts rejection letters. Put in mailboxes of enemies
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When you get pulled over by a cop and he says, "papers," respond with "scissors." You will clearly win
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Host a party and serve non-alcoholic beer. See how many people pretend to get drunk
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Mash up Oreos into a flower pot. Eat in public
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Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "get a life" on them
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Move a desk into an elevator. When people get on, ask if they have an appointment
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Go to china on honeymoon and get intimate. Tell the child that they were "Made in China"
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Ring up Dominos pizza. Ask for the number to Pizza Hut
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Cross-breed a horse and a swordfish. Maybe get a unicorn
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To make your own Holy water, boil the Hell out of it
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Change Facebook name to "No One". Like peoples status
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Funny things to do • Opuss № I