31 May 2012

Learn how to spell. Auto correct isn't always write! --- Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. -- --- The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. --- Have you ever noticed... anybody driving slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac. --- *Walk outside*

Girl: Damn! It's so cold outside I could knit with my nipples!

Me:.............. --- Husband:Should I watch football or porn?

Wife:Porn you already know how to play football

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