31 May 2012
When i grow up, i wanna be an imaginary friend
What do you do when u have a tiger chasing you from behind, a bear on your right and cheetah on your left? GET YOUR DRUNK BUTT OF THE MERRY GO ROUND!!!
Art Teacher:"I need your assignments." One of the kids handed in a blank piece of paper. Art Teacher:" What is this?!" Kid:"A polar bear in a snow storm."
Can u believe the crazy stuff people do these days? I was at school & someone started drinking beer right next to me! I was so shocked I almost dropped my weed!
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