21 May 2012
Some people dont sleep because they have insomnia, i can't sleep because i have internet connection. --
The shortest horror story ever: No food left. --
Dear person who said that a condom was too expensive to buy, The average child costs 200,000 dollars to raise. Sincerely, buy it. --
Blueberries are just peas holding their breath.
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Me? Stalk? Nah... I just observe.. At night... Behind a tree... Alone... --
Jokes • Opuss № I