19 May 2012
Me: I got good news and bad news
Dad: Ok whats the good news?
Me: I saved the school from a fire!
Dad: OMG THATS AMAZING! Whats the bad news?
Me: I have a C in math
Dad: YOUR GROUNDED
Me: But I saved the scho-
Dad: IDC!!! YOU SHOULD'VE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK IF YOU WANTED TO BE TREATED LIKE A HERO!!!
Me: But I'm going to be on the news..
Dad: LISTEN HERE JACK!!! IDC IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, YOUR GROUNDED
Me: Its just a c
Dad: JUST A C!?!? YOU KNOW WHAT STARTS WITH A C! HUH? DO YOU?
Me: Ummmm Cat?
Dad: NO!!!! C STAND FOR CANT AS IN CANT GO TO COLLEGE!!!
Me: There giving me an award and-
Dad: YOU SHOULD GET AN AWARD FOR BEING STUPID!
Me: -____________-
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