18 May 2012
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Student: Would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not! Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework ----- Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign Teacher: What sign? Student: The one that says 'School Ahead, Go Slow' ----- Teacher: If you add 550 and 125, then divide by 5 what will you get? Student: The wrong answer ----- Teacher: I hope I didn't see you copying from Jake Student: I hope you didn't see me either ----- Teacher: What would your mom say if I called her right now? Student: Hello ----- Teacher: Whats the meaning of semi conservative replication of deoxyribonucleic acid? Student: Bamba laka jumba mumba Teacher: I dont understand anything you said Student: Same here ----- Teacher: WHY AM I HEARING TALKING?!! Student: Because you have ears, duh ----- Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home *Boy throws his bag out the window* Teacher: Who threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm goin home -----
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