18 May 2012
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1.Boyfriend: Hey babe, do you want to see a magic trick?
Girlfriend: Sure baby :)
Boyfriend: POOF, you are single.
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2.*Someone follows you on Twitter* YAY, a new follower!
*Someone follows you in real life* HOLY ... SH*T A STALKER!!!!
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3.Me: *relaxing*
Bird: *crashes into my window*
Me: God is playing Angry Birds.
Me: Therefore... God must think I'm a pig.
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4.'"I'd jump in front of a train for you, But you wont do the same."
Yeah well, Maybe it's cuz... I'm mentally stable..
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