20 April 2012
-waiters who ask, "would you like to hear our specials?" & then proceed to list about 62 diff special without stopping to see if we care anymore
-that stupid Josh Groban song, You Raised me Up, which every aspiring singer on tv apparently must try to reproduce.
-people who don't recycle.
-elevator doors that close slowly.this is a serious problem!! Shit, if I built an elevator,every wall (& doors) would be huge skull-&-bones signs, warning people that these elevators were superfast & efficient. Limbs might be lost but I gaurantee u would make your meeting on time
-when there's only 1 good track on a CD
-people who get really mad at the airport counter, as if it's going to solve the problem. "ah yes, sir, now that you've yelled at me for 15 minutes w/o stopping to listen, I truly understand your plight & I'm happy to help. Oh wait sir, there is just 1 slight problem LIKE THERE AREN'T ANYMORE SEATS ON THE GODDAMN FLIGHT & YELLING AT ME DEFINITELY ISN'T GOING TO MAKE ME JUMP THROUGH HOOPS FOR YOU." anyway, find me in a Zen-like state, people-watching, at the airport
-People who doesn't know how to RSVP! I'm talking to you A-holes! How inconsiderate is that?! It takes 5 secs. Not sure? Try the "MAYBE" option! Cod I'm so angry!!!!
-the sound of my own voice after the song ends
-idiots who try to get 23654836048712738 friends on facebook (people they DON'T EVEN KNOW) for no good reason. Does it really make you feel good?
-people who are always SCEPTICAL
You: hey we should go out to this restaurant. It's really good. Them: really??? Are u sure?? I mean, it doesn't sound that good.
You: hey do u want to meet this girl? I think you'd like her. Them: really? What? Why? What does she do? What does she look like? Is she the most amazing woman on the planet with exactly my physical, psychological, & spiritual requirements? If not... I mean... Are you surreeee????
Things I Hate • Opuss № I