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GRIDLINES CHAPTER ONE Rain pounded on Nick Shields' car. His windshield-wipers flicking back rapidly in a desperate attempt to keep Nick's vision clear. Nick was twenty-one and was in prime condition. He had jet black hair fashione…
Ok so I failed my lotr fan fic but now I'm going to try to write my own story. I'm going to post it on fanfiction.com. Now you may recognize that that's Ethan Hunt up there but pretend its not ;) this is going to be an action packed spy thr…
Hey guys :) I'm going to post some fan fic stuff when I get more followers and I'm going to start an action packed thriller. Follow me on Instagram @iluvatar_
Only 173 days left until The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey and 536 days until The Hobbit: There and Back Again!
Jesus died upon the cross and rose again to save the lost Forgive me now of all my sin and be my Savior, Lord and friend. Change my life and make it new and help me Lord to live for you
Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule …
All that is gold does not glitter Not all those who wander are lost The old that is strong does not whither Deep roots are not reached by the frost From the ashes a fire shall be woken A light from the shadows shall spring Renewed shall be …
Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? Where is the helm and the hauberk , and the bright hair flowing? Where is the hand on the harp string, And the red fire glowing? Where is the spring and the harvest an…
Music is like the wind in the trees, It is magical when you flow across the keys. Music is like the pounding rain, It can free you when you feel stained Music is like the ocean's roar, You feel warm and your spirits soar Music is like a …
I did NOT make this Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got ticked and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Sh…
1. Name your dog "Dog" 2. Honk and wave to strangers 3. Shout random numbers when someone is counting 4. Talk in a robot voice 5. Wear your pants backwards 6. Stare at someone with a quizzical expression 7. Draw with chalk on someone …
There are three types of people in this world: Those who make things happen, Those who watch what happen, And those who wonder what happened.
Einie Minie Mienie Moe My love for you can only grow, People laugh, but I don't care, They've never met one so fair
Why is there brail lettering on drive up ATMs?
Love has journey a journey to make, But it will fail if it is fake, Love perseveres. Love must go through trials and truth, Love must deliver from nail and tooth, Love perseveres. Love is the thing that holds us together, And makes us fee…
"Stand your ground! Stand your ground! Men of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see the same fear in your eyes that would take the half of me! There may come a day! When the courage of men fails, and we break all bonds of fellowship. But it …
Smogarian tanks have 5 gears. 4 in reverse and 1 in the front in case they get attacked from behind.
Ok so racist jokes can be funny right? Problem: They make fun of people. Solution: Make up a race! Smogaria! Get ready for some jokes!
Death is the thing that all men fear, Life is what all hold dear, But not me I do not longer fear any foe, For He on me has bestowed, A courage that trumps my fear. I know with all my heart and soul, That I must give him all control, An…
There were three blondes stuck on an island. All of a sudden a genie appeared and said, "I will grant you each one wish." the first blonde said, "I want to be 30% smarter!" Poof she turns into a redhead and swam to safety. The second blonde…
I saw a sign the other day that said "Drive careful! We love out children!" and I thought, Oh do you? We all love our children. You're not going to see a sign that says, " GUN IT! WE CAN MAKE MORE!"
I typed in 'ninjas' in the Thesaurus and it said 'no results' "Well played ninjas. Well played."
The road is weary, long and hard This journey will not leave me unscarred And as the moon comes out and the sky is stared, I think of you My home behind the world ahead I walk on paths seldom tread, And when I finally rest my head,, I thi…