18 May 2012
There were three blondes stuck on an island. All of a sudden a genie appeared and said, "I will grant you each one wish." the first blonde said, "I want to be 30% smarter!" Poof she turns into a redhead and swam to safety. The second blonde said, "I want to be 60% smarter!" Poof she turns into a brunet and carves a canoe out of a tree trunk and paddles to safety. The third blonde said, "I want to be 9,642% smarter!" Poof she turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
Three Blondes • Opuss № I