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Mirror mirror on the wall Who is fairest of them all? Not you my dear, your faculties too meek Go and find the answer you seek Alast I cannot do to be done Just be yourself and have some fun

Mirror Mirror • Opuss № I

Snow doubt its here Foggy winter months and frost that bites your fingers A pretty picture A wonder land scene Your breath a steamy substance Your nose wrinkled and red A tissue makes it worse You feel like staying in bed The cold snap ha…

Snow Doubt • Opuss № I

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a terrible gardener

Opuss № I

Your skin is not paper, so dont cut it... Your life is not a book, so dont end it...

Self Infliction • Opuss № I

Rumers spread like wildfire Part of the bullcrap production Spread any rumers about me They'll come right back to from a cannon They pop out of the motormouths And everyone believes Thats how rumers spread It's like an infectious disease

Rumers • Opuss № I

I am a crisis, the apple in your eye I am the fire that leaves you homeless The boiled sweet stuck in your childs throat I am the night in which you are at risk The nightmare in your sleep I am the cigarrette that can kill You know it's onl…

Crisis • Opuss № I

I wonder through the pine fresh smell A lonely deer wonders across a yawning path Birds tweet in danger calls as I approach their echoed sprawls The trees sway tightly in the groaning breeze, the weather is cold I think I might freeze Its …

Forest • Opuss № I

@littlekitten I like... Scary movies Pasta (mama mia!) Singing (rave out to P!nk) Drawing Painting Doodling Sketching Photography Blogging Writing Huhhhhh... ...dancing Running Cycling I LIKE TRAINS Swimming Tennis The colour red Nazi zomb…

Me Me Me • Opuss № I

The first leaf has fallen The first dew hath sprayed The lawn will soon be frozen For this I cannot delay The rain will come in buckets The hail will fall like stones The snow will cover everything with a very peaceful glow Weather warnin…

Weather Forecast • Opuss № I

A crimson leaf falls from its frame It swirls in motion with the wind's game It touches ground A sweet crimple sound I step on its structure It crinkles with laughter Autumn is my season A season for ever-after.

Autumn • Opuss № I

They say you should not look back, so i focused on what was in front of me. Little did i know a car was coming…

Opuss № I

A common cold has been discieved A common cold thats what I think I caught it earlier last week when the weather first turned bleak It seems to make me cough It seems to make me sneeze My snot is running down my nose in the forceful breeze

Cold Weather Creates Colds • Opuss № I

I fumble through the spikey mess Torn apart from the clutches of your grasp You grip so tightly And splinter my skin I can nearly grasp the purple jewel I pick it from your stem I feel it so tender Just a little dark blue gem I put you aw…

Blackberries • Opuss № I

I peel you from your case You slip right out to say 'Hello I am banana and here I am today!' Packed with plenty pottasium You really are healthy thats all I can say I chop you into slices while you scream away And pop you in my mouth to all…

Opuss № I

My quill quivers in my grasp It slowly reaches white I begin to quiver a very humble write As I drag the ink Lower does my hand sink I merge into a lost reality That I can think I gradually resurface To a very different world For I am conte…

How I Write • Opuss № I

#emotion Through those souless condemned eyes I cannot see the lies You could not stand before me Your gracious face so worthy For now your ashes are scattered In the breeze that follows For I cannot see behind Your mysterious eyes so da…

Eyes • Opuss № I

I would love to swim in jelly Right up to my waist I've it on the telly and it looks so good for taste I would dig to the bottom An find my way back Just sitting there eating the wobbly stuff I really couldn't get enough Not caring of anyth…

Jelly • Opuss № I

Lucas ist thine name Name thine shall be But just art thou lucas For who art thou thee?

Bit 'o' Shakespeare • Opuss № I

My fear is not of heights My fear is not you I'm not afraid of spiders Or things that scream out boo My fear cannot be described It lurks deep in my mind I cannot give an answer Because I'm scared of what I'll find My fear is not of beaut…

My Fear • Opuss № I

Picking up the phone in a very awkward mannor Using my 'heeloo' voice and sounding like a spanner I answer your needs in fairest chat I follow up our banter, chewing the fat But now the chinwag's over I really must be gone For what you've t…

On The Telephone • Opuss № I

I mustache you a question, but i'll shave it for later...

Opuss № I

My best chat up line... Hey, i've got 2 words for you... What? I love you. Huh? Isn't that 3 words? Nope, because you and I are one

Opuss № I

Desire... Temptation fills me up, Bitter sweet yumminess... I know your not good for me, It's so hard to avoid you and let you be I know it's a waste, It'll go straight to my thighs. I'll put more weight on But I think thats a lie Rich s…

Chocolate • Opuss № I

I want to be your teardrop, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips...

Teardrop • Opuss № I

What a stink, what a smell! It's starting to make my nose swell... He did it on purpose, what a little brat, that stench smells like rotten eggs, I can't believe he blamed it on the cat! My eyes are stinging, I can't see a thing...I'm swi…

What A Smell! • Opuss № I

A tiny web spun by magic, dew settles on each twine of gold ready to unfold for this poem is untold Frost encrusted leaves sparkle like stardust as I crumble through the icy plain Winter is beautiful, each morning a painting of wonderful …

Dewdrop • Opuss № I

Konnichiwa, I have been away for quite some time, and my rank has gone from 99. But I am back, back with attitude I respect everyone with lots of gratitude. A few poems here and there, my rank will rise if I really care. Working towards the…

To All Of Opuss • Opuss № I

Save water...drink rain

Opuss № I

How heavy fell the rain that day From burdened clouds of mournful grey The torrent forced them stay their height Composure swayed by wonderus might. My skin wrung wet with icy chill As mud embraced that sodden hill But mind of mine had el…

Rain With Tears • Opuss № I

My early morning ritual, is really rather perpetual... I raise my head from my bed, My legs feel like jelly. Into the bathroom with a heavy sigh, My skin is a little bit smelly. Wash right down, down to my toes, Slather soap on, whatever …

My Morning Ritual • Opuss № I

Flat, under the mat Like a pressed violet In a lady's book There is a vole. It's body curled like a leaf It's whiskers shorter than it's teeth It's tail a thin, thin stem It's legs crooked and condemned. It is my gift to you And you will ha…

Gift To You, Love Cat • Opuss № I

I gave my love a coathanger, She flung it back to me. It acted like a boomerang and hit her on the knee Colin west

Coathanger • Opuss № I

Way down south where bananas grow A grasshopper stepped on an elephants toe The elephant said with tears in his eyes "Pick on someone your own size"

Way Down South • Opuss № I

My little baby rocking horse Rocking gently in the breeze It sits from stricken paint Constantly in its freeze Swaying to-and-fro Wherever it will go My little baby rocking horse Swaying gently in the breeze

Rocking Horse • Opuss № I

The silence falls Not a sound No one to scream, no one to be found My head starts to begin to pound The silence continues An everlasting elipsis Something to remember, or something to forget It's filled my head with remorse and regret Wha…

The Silence • Opuss № I

Going to a wedding Something I am dreading Meeting the bride and groom, it's all doom and gloom A wild reception A late night Dark black trousers so very very tight The adults will be drunk Dancing on the tables Trying not to fall from th…

Wedding And After-Party • Opuss № I

Love you Florence - You are the hole in my head Your the space in my bed Your the silence in between What I've thought, what I've seen You are the night time feel You are the warning when it's clear When it's so lonely, your the star Your…

No Light, No Light • Opuss № I

It's easy to fool the eye but it is hard to fool the heart

Opuss № I

My moment to shine, to be the best Knowing I'm better than all the rest My training has helped me complete this test Gold, silver and bronze, any medal will do But all I want to do, is go for gold to show you I'm representing our country …

Olympics • Opuss № I

My wishes are silent but also true, everywhere they will follow you...

Wishes • Opuss № I

I can't hold on Oopsies, looks like your blouse has gone... It's floating down the garden Catching in the breeze Oh dear, I've fallen from my freeze Your trying to retrieve it But the gail's too strong Maybe you should have thought instead …

Clothes Peg • Opuss № I

A sunday roast disaster, The chicken tastes like plaster. My mum's crying in the corner, Like a very mournful mourner. The trimmings on the ceiling, The gravy on the wall. Oh dear, it looks like the local takeaway we are going to have to c…

Sunday Roast Disaster • Opuss № I

Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat...

Dear Food • Opuss № I

If a single teacher can't teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects?

Opuss № I

Chapter 3 - How long have I been in here? It's felt like days...My throat is parched and i'm quite famished. There is no way out. I lay down on a stained sofa, the musty smell makes me sneeze. My arm still hurts, the bleeding has stopped t…

Kidnap #3 • Opuss № I

Scuttle up the skirting boards, running round the room, a squeek a sqwark a muttled shriek... MOUSE!!MOUUUUSE!!! A mouse in my house! My mum in hysteria, my dad flapping about, get out mouse, OUT OUT OUT! Mum's got the sieve, dads got the…

Mouse In The House • Opuss № I

Love is like two people holding a rubber band, they pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt...

Rubber Band • Opuss № I

Squeeze the teabag into oblivion...oh dear I think it's burst Take the tea up to my room, there I will drink my heaven Until I reach the last little drops, i'll score this tea eleven

Tea In The Bag • Opuss № I

Eating chocolate biscuits Trying not to care. Sitting in the corner So everyone can stare. I don't care if i'm fat I love them so much, so don't even judge me when you say i've eaten just such!

Chocolate Biscuit • Opuss № I

A single raindrop slivers down my breezy window. The clouds are mottled with patches of grey and black. Thunder rumbles in the distance, too far for lightning to be seen. The wind picks up as the faint patter of rain falls in my garden. Onl…

Bad Weather • Opuss № I

If nothing lasts forever...so I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

Be My Nothing? • Opuss № I

Chapter 2 - The car rumbled on. The groan of the engine woke me from my slumber. I could not see...Blindfolded? I could not bear this any longer, but I keep quiet as my kidnapper is anxious. The car slows to a halt and i'm thrown foward, I…

Kidnap #2 • Opuss № I

A word boring people use to describe fun people.

IMATURE • Opuss № I

An umbrella cant stop the rain but helps us to stand in Rain. Confidence may not bring success but it gives power to face any Challenge...

Confidence • Opuss № I

Just think that the person your going to marry is waiting in this world right now...weird

Opuss № I

The pencil reaches the paper I'm stuck on what to sketch I look around for ideas It's probably in my head I scribble frantically Erase the fine lines Not proud with what I've achieved Maybe more detail... Charcoal and cotton wool... Yes, it…

Sketch • Opuss № I

Love you Florence xxx I was blind, I felt no tears. No where to hide, or run from my fears. The darkness all around, it swallowed me inside. My soul was black and blue, Was it me or was it you? I began to realise, that the light was there…

Spectrum • Opuss № I

Life is like a cup of tea, it's how you make it

Opuss № I

The only difference between try and triumph is a little 'umph'...

UMPH • Opuss № I

Half the people you know are below average. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. A clear conscience is usually the s…

You Following This...? • Opuss № I

I wish I could drink tea, whilst riding the sea, to sip the green leaves of heaven What a taste so great and strong I'd give it a score of eleven If there ever was a beverage so light and fair, to quench my needy thirst Dunkable, sippable, …

Tea • Opuss № I

Hurt me with the TRUTH, and never comfort me with a LIE

TRUTH • Opuss № I

The future is stardust because you can dream it. The present is clay because you can mold it. But the past is stone because you can never change it...

Future Past & Present • Opuss № I

It swallows you up Concieved by it's exisistance You can't rid of it's ridiculous grieve Its the elephant in the corner The apple in my eye The stone in my shoe I hate it It's rage has become weary, but it still continues The everlasting …

What Is It? • Opuss № I

Things are going crazy and I’m not sure who to blame. Everything is changing and I don’t feel the same. I’m slipping through the cracks of floors I thought were strong. I’m trying to find a place where I feel like I belong.

Slipping Away • Opuss № I

Even the tallest buildings start with the smallest brick...

Opuss № I

Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go n…

Can We Go? • Opuss № I

Inspired by 'The Cat'... The dog. He awaits you, jumps to your waist, he looks quite happy, you dred whats happened You step into the garden, you tread on the unexpected, you scowl at the dog, he knows he's not respected The flowerpots e…

The Dog • Opuss № I

When I write, I shine. The shine lets people know I'm here, That I do have a voice When I draw, I glow. The glow expresses my feelings, Helps people understand who I am. When I sing, dance, run, cry, anything... I always know there is som…

M.E. • Opuss № I

God must of made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve on how to make Adam

Opuss № I

Smile, don't frown. Look up, don't look down. Believe in yourself. Don't let yourself go. Just be who you are. And let your life flow...

Flow • Opuss № I

I wish I could fly, To soar through the sky, to touch the baby blue seiling. But my wish backfired and now i'm a duck, so give me some bread and i'll f*** off

To Fly • Opuss № I

The cat. He stares at you with wide eyes as you enter the house. You suspect something... He cowers away for your expression to come for whilst you were away he had his fun Curtains in tatters, ruffled carpets, tuffted cusions, pulled sof…

The Cat • Opuss № I

The biggest lie in the history of the earth: "have you read the terms and agreements?"

The Biggest Lie • Opuss № I

Sometimes I can't take a deep breath, apparently it makes things alright. I never feel relaxed, always tense and on the verge of collapsing, i'm not worried about anything. My friends used to try and make it better, now they just ignore m…

Deep Breath • Opuss № I

Always listen to your heart. Its on your left side but it will always be RIGHT

Opuss № I

People who gossip with you, most likely gossip about you...

Gossip • Opuss № I

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.

Heart • Opuss № I

Whoever said that nothing was impossible, obviously never tried slamming into a revolving door...

Opuss № I

Say irish wristwatch... *giggle**giggle* :D

Say It • Opuss № I

Desire is like a fire. It burns within the soul. It cannot be put out. and it makes a person whole. Setting it aside would make one feel content, But contentment only happens for a while, For desire builds up, And soon, there’s more in lif…

Desire • Opuss № I

Friendship is like maths, it doubles your joys, divides your sorrow and multiplies your happiness

Friendship • Opuss № I

Spider, spider on the wall. Ain't you got no sense at all? Can't you see the walls been plastered? Now you're stuck you silly bastard

Spider • Opuss № I

I would like to have the world, but thats something I want, but don't need

Opuss № I

Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock.The little dog laughed to see such fun,Then died of an electric shock.

Hey Diddle Diddle • Opuss № I

Mary mary quite loud and lairy, how does your garden grow? With stringy hairs and awful smells, where did my jimmy go?

Mary Mary • Opuss № I

Roses are black, violets are red, I hate you so which is why your dead...

Dark Love • Opuss № I

And that's the true story Behind Blue Boy's name

Little Boy Blue • Opuss № I

It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring, a girl lays dead on his bed, she got away but he smashed her head, he'll clean her up in the morning...

It's Raining, It's Pouring • Opuss № I

100th opuss towards all opussers (if there is a plural for everyone on opuss) If I could take a star out of the sky every time you made me smile, the whole night sky would be in my hands...

You Made Me Smile • Opuss № I

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up, But the ocean’s not vodka and I'm not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

Ocean Was Vodka And I Was A Duck • Opuss № I

Don’t drink and drive at the same time...you might hit a bump and spill your drink!

Dont Drink And Drive • Opuss № I

How does she do it? The reformed lady walks graiciously down the velvet carpet, more than a thousand times has she seen the overwhelming crowds that bare before her and yet she feels no regret. Smiles, waves moves to the next waiting patri…

E.R. • Opuss № I

Roses are red, violets are blue (more a purpleish colour, but we won't adress that fact, and also roses come in all colours which sort of defeats the point of this poem, its not really a poem, more of a social conversation) now...where was …

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue • Opuss № I

I live in my own world but it’s okay, They know me there

Live In My Own World • Opuss № I

I used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out

Open Mind • Opuss № I

Never thought I would be drinking real butter-beer at the harry potter studios, its the only place that sells it in the world...be jealous;)

Opuss № I

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...I lied about the wheels

Opuss № I

Cats are partially colourblind, in broad daylight they can only see vibrant and bright colours, not dull ones

Cat Fact #5 • Opuss № I

A kitten will take possesion of a house in just 6 days, they are very teritorial

Cat Fact #4 • Opuss № I

It takes about 6 weeks for a cat to fully accept another animal in the house

Cat Fact #3 • Opuss № I

Cats will sleep up to 18 hours a day, if only I could do that...

Cat Fact #2 • Opuss № I

Cats will always stand or sit within an arms length away from you so you have to stretch to stroke them

Cat Fact #1 • Opuss № I

Opuss... Words are mightier than the sword, mightier than the entire world...

#tshirt • Opuss № I

I think it would be quite awesome to submit drawings to go with our opusses...what do you think? A small memo, a small sketch, a small fraction of art. But these are just my thoughts, what are yours?

Submit Memo's? • Opuss № I

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight

A Smile • Opuss № I

Stand up for what you believe in, even if you’re standing alone...

Stand Up • Opuss № I

If you want something with all you’re heart…you’ll find a way. If you don’t want something with all your heart… you’ll find an excuse.

All Your Heart • Opuss № I

Don’t waste a minute not being happy, if one window closes, run to the next window — or you could just break down the door...

Not Being Happy • Opuss № I

Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present...

Opuss № I

Old people are true characters, they get away with murder. Their faces tell a story, a story of their life. They treat you and always tell you to be gratefull because 'back in the day, we didn't have this that or the other' you can learn a …

Your Elders • Opuss № I

Don't be fake, be original, because everyone loves original...

Don't Be Fake • Opuss № I

You can never make the same mistake twice, because the second time you make it, its not a mistake, its a choice...

Mistakes • Opuss № I

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you

Go For Someone • Opuss № I

Don't test the water with both feet, you'll fall in and drown

Opuss № I

One day you will remember me, one day you will laugh at the memories, one day you will try to find me. But One Day I wont be waiting for what you have to give

One Day • Opuss № I

I want to say I deserve better and mean it. I want to say I give up and believe it. I want to say Im moving on and do it

I Want To Say • Opuss № I

Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be

Opuss № I

A small enlightenment to get pass the '69th opuss' I didn't know what it was so I asked my mum, she took me into her room where she grabbed two teddy bears and acted the scene. I just feel so sorry for the two bears, but thats how I know.…

69 • Opuss № I

To all women who support their men during the afghanistan war, how strong you are Behind every stong soldier, there is an even stronger woman who stands behind him, supports him, and loves him with all her heart

Strong • Opuss № I

Laughs are sometimes the best medicine, they are also free but have to come deep from your heart

Laughs • Opuss № I

You should never waste tears today for yesterdays sorrows...

Never Waste Tears • Opuss № I

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

Being Stupid • Opuss № I

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use

Always And Never • Opuss № I

When you are at the end of your rope….tie a knot and swing

Opuss № I

A lie will make it around the world before the truth has time to put on it’s shoes

A Lie • Opuss № I

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full

Schedule • Opuss № I

Aerodynamically the Bumble Bee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble Bee doesn’t know this, so it just keeps on flying anyway

The Bumble Bee • Opuss № I

Man is the only living being who cuts down trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it

Cuts Down Trees • Opuss № I

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t

Evening News • Opuss № I

There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say “What happened?”

People • Opuss № I

No matter what the outcome is to anything know that, everything happens for a reason

Outcome • Opuss № I

Life is so ironic to understand fully, it takes sadness to know what is happiness, noise to distinguish silent and a broken heart to find true love

Life Is Ironic • Opuss № I

Lets face it, we all love to bitch, but when the jokes on us it's obvious we don't like it

Bitching • Opuss № I

Eating half a jar of nutella with your fingers, and crying about your life is certainly one way to spend a day

Nutella • Opuss № I

I may not be pretty, skinny, or funny. I do mess up. I made some bad choices. I told some lies, my whole life is a lie. I made some bad friends. I did some things I shouldn’t have. But I’m not perfect, I never was an I never will be. I may …

Nobody's Perfect • Opuss № I

I can't imagine myself in your shoes, they're too small

Opuss № I

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

A Baby • Opuss № I

The grass may be greener on the other side….but someone has to mow it

Grass • Opuss № I

Thankyou so much everyone!!! I'm at rank 32:'D A very big thank you to all my followers, your the best!!! I can't believe it ^=^

Thank You:3 • Opuss № I

I was once told I can do anything as long as I believe in myself. I wanted to fly so I jumped off a building……. It didn’t work.

Opuss № I

School exams are there for confidence. Build it up and you'll get good grades. Become too anxious and you'll sink like a stone. Don't worry, your not the only one with an exam next week, pick up the pieces and start revising. Show your tale…

School Exams • Opuss № I

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And some we want to leave footprints on their face

Footprints • Opuss № I

I lost 20 pounds, but I’m sure I’ll find them at McDonald’s

Opuss № I

Harry potter one liners... I may not be neville, but I can still put something long in your bottom One night with me and i'll be calling you moaning mertle I was babysitting a kid who was mad about harry potter, and he asked me if I coul…

HP One Liners • Opuss № I

Why is it that a rose is the symbol for love when a rose always dies? He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, “I’ll love you until the last one dies.”

Roses... • Opuss № I

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the water washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.

Your Name • Opuss № I

Life isn’t an adventure that should be taken fast. Take it slow live your life, enjoy the days you have because you never know when your days will be numbered

Opuss № I

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Being British • Opuss № I

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. - Albert Einstein

Opuss № I

Better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit

Wit • Opuss № I

I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness

Opuss № I

You can kill a dreamer, but you can't kill the dream, the dream keeps going...

Dream • Opuss № I

Replace the missing letters in these words... Boo-s P-n-s F--k C--t S-x Words you could have made... Books Pants Fork Cant Six

Fill These In • Opuss № I

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke

Books • Opuss № I

This will depend on how many magpies you see together: 1 for sorrow 2 for joy 3 for a girl 4 for a boy 5 for silver 6 for gold 7 for a secret never to be told

Magpies • Opuss № I

I won't give up on us and i've told you from the start, that what was once holding us together, is now tearing us apart...

Together & Apart • Opuss № I

Friends and Family own a place in our hearts forever, thats why when you loose a friend or a member of family you feel broken hearted, but a part of them still lives in your memories, and deep in your soul

Friends and Family • Opuss № I

If a book about failures dosn't sell, does that make it a success?

Does It? • Opuss № I

Try and say "good eye might" without sounding australian

Opuss № I

Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...and don't let your mouth speak out what your heart didn't feel

Don't • Opuss № I

I wonder if Buzz and Woody have ever met any of Andy's mum's old toy's...Especially since they probably share the same names

Toy Story Dirty Joke • Opuss № I

Girls are like jedi's...they can lift things without even touching them...if you know what I mean ;)

Girls • Opuss № I

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that can make you cry, so I hit him over the head with a watermelon

Onions • Opuss № I

“We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams.” ~Albert Einstein

Opuss № I

Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?

Opuss № I

People said that I should burn more calories...so I lit a fat kid on fire

Fat Burning • Opuss № I

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I steal your heart and you steal mine

Perfect Crime • Opuss № I

One day you will remember me, one day you will laugh at the memories, one day you will try to find me. But One Day I wont be waiting for what you have to give

One Day • Opuss № I

If others are jealous, you are doing something right

Opuss № I

Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving

Bicycle • Opuss № I

When you see a person without a smile, give them yours

Opuss № I

Don't run from your fears, when they catch up with you, you'll be too tired to fight

Opuss № I

The biggest mistakes you’ll ever make, are the risks you didn’t take

Biggest Mistakes • Opuss № I

Kids on the back seat cause accidents, accidents on the back seat cause kids

Kids • Opuss № I

The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are - Joseph Campbell

Privilege • Opuss № I

When your smitten, buy a kitten

Kittens • Opuss № I

Heart this if your a fan of Opuss :)

Heart This • Opuss № I

Some people are like slinkies, they will bring you a smile when they fall down the stairs

Slinkies • Opuss № I

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, so don’t live in history and don’t live in mystery, live for today.

Live • Opuss № I

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Alladin Snow White lived alone with 7 men Pinnochio was a liar Robin Hood was a theif Tarzan walked about with no clothes on A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him…

Dear Parents • Opuss № I

Keeping a place for me in your heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say… I am Mind Blowing

Place For Me • Opuss № I

Life... Hits you hard Is wonderous Makes you smile Makes you frown Makes you laugh when you are down Life... Is precious Is unique to you Has expectations Gives everything hope Helps you to cope A soft paw of a lonely kitten... The meani…

Life... • Opuss № I

Face your problems don’t Facebook your problems

Facebook • Opuss № I

100g of insanity 2 oz of craze 3 oz of love 50g of hate A pinch of goodwill

Recipe For Disaster • Opuss № I

The girl in rags woke up, terror strewn across her bloodshed eyes, this is what happened to the girl She tiptoed clumsily with her blood covered feet, this is what happened to the girl Her hair in knots, her writs in cuts and her legs in…

The Girl • Opuss № I

Laugh when you can, Cry when you need to, Apologize when you should, Forgive what needs to be forgiven and then move on from past mistakes

Move On • Opuss № I