18 July 2012
Scuttle up the skirting boards, running round the room, a squeek a sqwark a muttled shriek...
MOUSE!!MOUUUUSE!!! A mouse in my house! My mum in hysteria, my dad flapping about, get out mouse, OUT OUT OUT!
Mum's got the sieve, dads got the door, it's running around the living room floor, ohh what to do, Shoo Shoo Shoo!
It's heading for the exit, going to be free...only to crash into the cat with nowhere to flee
Scat Scat! Get off cat! Poor mouse, whom the cat bought into the house
Mouse In The House • Opuss № I