17 January 2013
This is a funny thing for Christians, these are common scenarios made modern.
1 the last supper is now the last sleepover where Jesus and his disciples play truth or dare on peters I-pod. Instead of passing round blood and
bread, he passes round fruit juice and hob-nob's.
2 When Moses is left in a river in a basket is now, Moses is left in a handbag in the London underground.
3 god, instead of giving Holy Spirit gives free wi-fi.
4the Israelites journeyed to the promised land by jet plane.
5 the gifts Jesus gets is what every child's desire, a flat screen tv, a D.S and a Lego Death Star. Also, instead of lost of animals in the stable it's a farm pen full of cross bread cats.
6 the plagues sent on Egypt are, 1 chocolate withdrawal, 2 no wi-fi, 3 no electricity, 3 computer virus, 4 the bookmarks in all there books vanish 5 all the wii games smash 6 remote control helicopters work by there own accord and smash into walls repeatedly, and last and the worst-death of all Lego figures.
I hope you find this funny and I have just realised that I accidentally copied this emote and I can paste it onto this opuss!
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