2 May 2012
I was on the motorway last night at about 3am when the police pulled me over.
"You know how fast you were going back there?" said the officer
"About 150 mph" I replied
"And why on earth were you going that speed?" He asked
"Well the sign said to keep 2 chevrons apart and I was about 1000 behind the car infront of me" I said.
Speeding • Opuss № I