@danyawl

Elphaba The Green Hamster

There once was a young boy named Dayle, Whose chin was as big as a whale, He farted a lot, Ecstatic I was not, Now he has snickery-knickers..

@Thebeautifulundead

Stew

1 small onion 1 swede 1 parsnip 4 carrots 3 large sirloin steaks 1 tin of oxtail soup 2 tbs Gravy granules 2 oxo cubes 3 pints of water.

@shenice

Recipe for success is to be yourself.

@white_dove

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All you need is faith trust an a little pixie dust. -Peter Pan.

@Chambers

Disastrous Opinions.

To find yourself in the presence of a perfect disaster there are a few simple steps to follow: •search for a pinch of something that you believe in, •add a heap-full of why you believe in said...

@Shortcake666

Deep Fried Pork Dumplings

I made this one year for a project in school it's really good and made from Japan. Enjoy!.