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Hit The Road Jack- Joke-139

A man walks into a pub for a pint with a roll of Tarmac under his arm
'A pint please, landlord, he says and one for the road,'
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marymint

@marymint

Twitter @ marymin01 Love socialising, interests are multimedia, poems, and writing. I love life and ways of communication like this sharing on Opuss.

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Comments & Feedback (5)

Terrible 😂

@sammielee46. Thanks.🎵🍁⚓

@onyxheart. Thanks.🌹🔮👐

@chy, I know.😹😹😹

@marymint no problem

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