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We're Is The Cat

This morning herd a meow had left back door open.
Look all over the house for a cat then I found.
Opuss massage.
Alert sound of a cat.
Lesson learnt.

mauriceomahony

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I am a partner dad and friend Went to school till year six Now 39 want to learn I am a plasterer and builder

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Yes I did the same when I joined. Hate cats. 😳