22 April 2012
A koala was sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint. A little lizard walking past looked up and saw the koala. "Hey Koala!" He said, " What are you doing?" The koala said "Duuude, smoking a joint, come up and have some". So the little lizard climbed up and sat with the koala in the branches, where they both enjoyed more than a few hits. After a while the lizard said that his mouth was dry, and he was going to get a drink from the river.
When the little lizard got to the river, he was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this, and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the riverbank. "What happened?" he asked. The little lizard explained that he had been sitting in a tree with this koala, smoking a joint, when he decided to get a drink, and was so stoned that he leaned over too far...
The crocodile said "man I gotta check this out", and walked into the forest. He found the tree in which the koala was smoking, and shouted up "Hey! You!" the koala looked down, and said " Duuuude, what kind of water was that?!"
The Lizard And The Koala • Opuss № I