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Somewhere, someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This person is using celestial colours to paint your image. Someone is making you into a vision so beautiful it can only live in the mind. Someone is thinking of the wa…
Just finished Life of Pi, FUCKING incredible!! I'm having a hard time believing its a true story though....is it??
You're not scared of the dark, You're scared of what's in it. You're not scared of heights, You're scared of falling. You're not afraid of the people around you, You're afraid of rejection. You're not afraid to love, You're afraid of not be…
Just to say thank you to all my 101 followers!! I haven't even written anything for ages....been to busy burying my nose in Agatha Christie Poirot novels-they're so amazing- but thank you so much again; it's great coming back and finding so…
Once there was a box, buried deep under a desolate shore. The crushing weight of the wet sand was always there, forever threatening to splinter the wood of the box's lid if it showed any sign of weakness. Inside the box was sea water that r…
Thank you to everyone who liked my Facebook opuss, its the top opuss of the week!! Thank you all so much!
If Facebook was suddenly closed, imagine all the Facebook users roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming "DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU?!"
A koala was sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint. A little lizard walking past looked up and saw the koala. "Hey Koala!" He said, " What are you doing?" The koala said "Duuude, smoking a joint, come up and have some". So the little liza…
Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup, And why men lie.
This week, my daily routine has been to get up at about 12, eat, ride, then spend the rest of the day eating, watching the big bang theory, but most of all stalking the boys I find in my friends friend lists on Facebook and watching intervi…
They just don't understand us.
"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking. They want people obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation" George …
We've all done that walk of shame back to the aisle when our mothers refuse to put something in the trolley....
Just remembered something we used to do at school...the cleaning ladies would always plug their hoovers in at the top of a flight of stairs, and then work their way down, or start at one end of the corridor and carry on till they went aroun…
If you watch titanic backwards its about a magic boat that saves people :)
If I have 14 potatoes and 12 ice cubes how many aprons will fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't where hats.
The right guy will ruin your lipstick, not your mascara.
I wear makeup so I'm a barbie? I'm not size 6 so I'm fat? I say what I think so I'm a b****? I cry sometimes so I'm an attention seeker? I talk to boys so I'm a slut? I stand up for myself so I'm mouthy? We have labels for everything nowada…
-Copper, you're my very best friend. -And you're mine too Todd. - And we'll always be friends forever, won't we? -Yeah, forever. -The Fox And The Hound :')
Loving someone is accepting their flaws, and loving them anyway.
Definition of "fine" (reads like an acrostic btw): Fucking Insecure Negative and Emotional :)
This is a rare thing indeed. I've managed to remember one of my random little daydreams!! Here it is... Thunder ripples ominously through the clouds. I run a hand lightly over my cheek, feel the angry lines, freshly scratched. More scars. …
If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough.
I've recently begun to notice that I have these fantastically random but exciting ideas or inspirations, but by the time I get to pen and paper (or opuss) they're gone....it's terribly infuriating.
Literally just had this conversation.. Me: I can't sleep. My mother: Just go to sleep darling. Me: I CAN'T. Mother: Of course you can. Me: No I can't. I never can. Especially in hotel rooms which I have to share. With you. Mother: hmmmm...…
Dear Alexander, A cafe in Rome. I was sitting there with my glasses askew, typing furiously away on my somewhat out-dated type writer that belonged to a second aunt twice removed, or something. I ordered some coffee in a peculiar mixture o…
" If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere." -Groucho Marx
My pet slug, His name is Fred. I uses to talk to him, My mother walked on him, And now he's dead. Poor Fred.
80 miles an hour down the motor way. Radio 1 blaring out tangy tunes that makes me feel like one of those vibrant, indie people who live everyday as though it were their last. Though I stare at the road ahead of me, out of the corner of my …