@dewday0483

I WANNA BE A PIE

A guy is going to eat a pie Guy: I wanna be a pie Later on he's a pie Wife: honey no.

@joeyoebo14

Story's High

Q. Which is the tallest building A. A library because it's so many story's high.

@leopardair

What's Your Mental Age??

I figured out a way to get away with being immature and random I thought I would share it... 1) what is your age 2) add the numbers together E.g 15 (1+5=6) 3) that's your mental age!. Have fun!!.

@pussyrana

LOL

-Do you know what ABCDEFG mean. -No, what. -A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl..

@mariasteed

Joke

Why can't a car play football ....???. Answer: because it only has 1 boot!!!!!.

@albisher

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween. It was for 'tick or tweet'!.

@BingoBongo

Hero Of The Day!

What do you get if you mix a bee with a robot. Buzz Lightyear..

@rjkbars

Day Dreaming

My friend told me to stop day dreaming so much. I was so shocked I almost fell off my unicorn..