18 April 2012
There was a girl who had sinned in her life, and when she died god said " you have sinned in your life but I'm going to let u go to heaven if u do one thing." " anything, what should I do?" " u have to clime a set of 100 stairs and on each stair I will say a joke but u must not laugh or u will not go to heaven." " I'll do it." so she got on the first step and he said a joke. She didn't laugh. After a while she got to the 99th step. God decided to say a joke that wasn't funny because she got so far. So he said the joke and she burst out laughing. " why are u laughing?"asked god amazed. " it's not that, I just got the first joke!"
I always wondered why a foot ball gets bigger when it gets close to u? .....
.......then it hit me!!!
People have been saying nice things about my driving lately like yesterday I got a net on my car that said 'parking fine!' ------------------ – michellebell ( a joke a day blog)
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