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Home Is Where My Bathroom And Bed Is!

I'm home!
And it's where my heart is,
My own bed to sleep in, my one holiday is finally over!
Don't get me wrong I enjoyed it!
But nothing beats coming home to your own bathroom!
My two cats are here, they are my joy!
One eats through two bags to get to the bread,
While the other gets in his bed and pulls the cushion over his head!

I was stuck on the road from 9 till 3:30,
Fuck me it was too long a journey!

But nothing beats the site of home, the relief that the journey is finally over!
To be home in your own private bubble!

But I will be away again this Friday!
Up north this time to Northumberland!
So I'm on the road again,
But I will not complain,
Because this holiday is self catering with lots of walking!
My one big problem is, I have been told there will be no Internet :O
So haunt I will at the local boozer, not for the alcohol but that would be a bonus ;)

But until then I will be chillin gladly at home, in my bed with my own bathroom.
So to any of my friends who would wish to see me,
No offence but fuck off I need some sleep and won't be awake till after 6 the next morning, except when I am on Opuss,
I know you will all understand my need for indulging sleep, because means I will not have to leave my bestest friend in the whole world, the true one who understands me! ;D
My home, my bed and the bathroom down the hallway!

So mwah to you all xoxo

Β©minxyMolly

minxyMolly

@minxyMolly

I love to read, just as much as i love to write KIK & Instagram minxyMolly.β€œA reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.” George R.R. Martin. Game of Thrones.

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@gazplend 😜 lol I'm back

@minxyMolly yayy!! Welcome back Molly! Did you see the welcome home bunting and flags I put up? πŸ˜ƒπŸŽ‰πŸŽˆπŸ˜˜

@gazplend aww that was you πŸ˜„ I'm so touched πŸ˜’πŸ˜„πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œπŸ˜˜

Lol I had a 22 hour coach journey when I went skiing with shool

*school

@AnonLifeliver ouch the journeys never fun ands it alway seemingly worse when your coming home 😊😘

Yeah. I didn't sleep for 36 hours straight.

@minxyMolly yes I did it!! And I closed the road so you could get home easier! Welcome home minx 😘😘

@AnonLifeliver ouch, one journey someone threw up on me I had to wait so

@AnonLifeliver *something close to two hora b4 I got home lol πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

@gazplend oh so is that why traffic was standstill fromsolihull towallsall

@gazplend hahaha thanks gaz 😘

@minxyMolly yes! All for you!! Don't mention it! Lichfields golden girl is safely returned to us! 😘😘

Always good to be home isn't it 😘

@gazplend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚hahahaha lπŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@sjw to quote Churchill the dog "Oh Yes" πŸ˜‰πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly love the new pic! Cx

@gazplend thank you mwah 😘 x

@minxyMolly good to be home? 😘😘

@gazplend hell yea! πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly coolio! Everybody seems happier now your back!! 😘😘

@gazplend aww mwah πŸ˜„πŸ˜œπŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly and a man ran down our street last night shouting-HEY!!! MOLLY'S BACK!! SHE'S BACK!!! 😘😘

@gazplend hahaha that crazy old joe from down the street, on Sunday he runs down the street naked in all his old man glory, yelling ITS GODS DAY πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„

@gazplend becuase oh him I've seen more crazy old man junk than I ever wanted! πŸ˜œπŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

*because of

@minxyMolly old man junk! So funny! And why the hell do you look?? Haha πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜˜

@gazplend I don't it just waves everywhere, 2 kids ran away screaming one time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly and you just sat there and watched! Speaks volumes minxy! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜˜

@gazplend hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ no we all have shifts so who Evers on watch screams out crazy old joe is running the nude, so everyone runs away, and the person on watch peeks out behind the curtains to yell clear πŸ˜œπŸ˜„πŸ˜œπŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly omg really? You have a mad life! We have to write something about all this!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@gazplend the first time I saw old man junk I nearly fainted πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰ it will have to be made in to a poem πŸ˜‰πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly would be mad not to!!! Bring it baby! πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly I have a couple of old poems about strange people,beardy flip flop man and hairy Mary! 😘😘

@gazplend hairy Mary is my fav πŸ˜„πŸ˜œπŸ˜„β€πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly you could be young hairy Mary!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@gazplend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

@minxyMolly do you have signs of a moustache yet? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

@gazplend no and quite frankly I would I hope I never did/do πŸ˜œπŸ˜„πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly hmm could happen! Lichfield women ALWAYS end up bearded! It's something in the water!! πŸ˜‚πŸ’¦

@gazplend πŸ˜‚ I thought they were all men!πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly no the men never grow beards! Apart from me! It's illegal in Lichfield and surrounding areas!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œ

@gazplend 'gasps'😱😱 I see..it makes soo much sense nowπŸ˜‰

@gazplend you a rebel then Gaz 😜

@minxyMolly yeh man! Fuk the police!! πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@gazplend that's what I tell them every time I drink 😜 next time I'll put a fake beard on πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly I'll hide you! 😘

@gazplend hahaha πŸ˜‰ they'll never find, I will have to think of a fake name like that phantom beard 😜 of course it needs work, will you help πŸ˜„πŸ˜œπŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly you shall be called- notorious Molly bfg,do you like it? 😊😘

@gazplend 😍😍😍😜 I prefer B.A.D instead of Bfg πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

@gazplend B.A.D =Big Alcoholic Drinker πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

Notorious molly bad! I love it!!!! Your too cool for drool! 😘😘

@gazplend hahaha no I drool, it's embarrassing really πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰ my cousin told me I did it in my sleep once😳 lol I wudnt of thought of it wiv out ur help gaz πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly anything for you my little minx! Haha 😘😜

@gazplend molly are you on Kik? Everybody's on Kik! Get on girl gazplend1 😘

@gazplend ok recently downloaded it 😜 will set it up later mwah how are you gaz? 😘

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