Lucky Jim

Lucky Jim...I feel for him
For no luck he has
He lost his job
And his dog
Cut is ass on glass

Lucky Jim...I worry for him
It just gets worse
His wife ran off
With his boss
Poor guy is cursed

Lucky Jim...I fear for him
Whatever next?
For he did trip
Bashed his lip
He really is hexed

Lucky Jim...I spoke to him
He told me his woes
He said he tries
Then he cried
As he blew his nose

Lucky Jim...I cuddled him
Said its a crying shame
He nodded back
Said that's a fact
I think he should change his name!