mogamary1
Opuss gets boring after a few months bros
It's me or my rank is getting better again cus there so old... And I post something every like, month O_O
Filling up on petrol or diesel is just like putting money your money in a shredder
Rank 627... Shiz
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Live and let die - Paul Mcartney ( I think that's how you spell it)
Here's a guide on how to care for your partner ------ 1. If he/she is feeling down/upset , try making them feel better by giving her/him a compliment. 2. Make sure to compliment him/her a compliment everyday. 3. Ask how their day was ofte…
Worrying And Rampaging
Big Angry Tantrum That Likes ...Eating?
Isn't the new opus update cool? By it annoys me how all of us were waiting for competitions...now it's just a hall of fame...;(
Ages ago when I did science (sex ed) —----------------------— Teacher: ok, everybody, quiet please! Ok so give me 5 words you should NOT use in a science lesson for sex. Ryan: ANAL!!! Me: that's a type of sex not another word for it... T…
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Ever seen a unicorn? Of course you haven't only rainbow unicorns exist
The meaning of life is to get married, have children and die happy, just think how unhappy you would be without those three things.
if you live in the Uk And you watch Britans got talent you would know that Ashleigh and Pusey won, they live in the damn county as me :D
I got a Facebook notification from my wife saying 'Mike, my mum just had a heart attack and I have no credit on my phone' it suddenly came apparent to me what the "like" button was for...
What do you do when you love someone?
I walk through the field throwing my hands up in the Air feeling it blow in between my hair forcing me backwards. I feel the earth moving sometimes, I concentrate hard and difficult to absorb Its power. I dig and dig until I reach the under…
I only follow a small amount of people due to the fact that you get a lot if friends with only a few but when you follow tonnes of people sometimes you loose track if who's your friend and say something friendly to someone you don't know
First u start with a small object such as a button and trade it for 1p (or whatever your currency is) then buy another better object then a button and sell that inject for 2p (again whatever your currency is) and so on
What's your favourite song?
I can play moonlight sonata on G on the piano Friend: hit me *plays moonlight sonata in. G* Friend: I now hate you...
Muhahahaha I can run to the top of mount Everett snowboard down and then parachute back to here! Friend: go on the There I did it Friend: that was fast...
The dark is always following you, the more you try to escape it, the worse it gets, more misery, dread, sadness, worry gather around you but you can't escape as its always following you. The best thing to do is let it come and get on with y…
Person 1: arg Im so desperate for sex!!! Person 2: here try this Person 1: woah you think I'm gay now?! Person 2: no I meant the bacon sandwich in my hand... Person 1: are you sure? Cause there's no harm in trying new things right? Person 2…
My followers are slowly going bak again, hurray
I think about you day and night, Until the sun comes up. If someone went else went for you, I'd even start a fight. I'm just waitin' 'till the time is right. Will you marry me??? (not aimed to anyone in particular)
Do this Me: inna minute! [10 mins later] Have you done it yet? Me: ughhhh let me do it now... Have you done it yet?! Me: [you asked me 5 minutes ago why would I be done yet?!] in doing it as fast as I can... [when I'm done] Me: in doooone…
Plumbers are red Hedgehogs are blue Could press start And be my player 2
POKEMON LOVE POEMS Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue If you were a pokemon I'd choose you your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam, like Jesse and James we'd make the perfect team. I'll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash, and love…
Is it just girls (and me) or does every single person in the whole universeee... Love spongebob?!
I draw stuff, it's cool! I say stuff, it's funny I type stuff, it's nice I love you, you love me
Everyone's still my friend right? Since my rank has dropped dramatically
Omg did you see that fire?! I think I just saw a fire?! OMGGGG RAINBOW UNICORN DRAAAAALALALALALAL MOOOOOGALALALALAL I SEE THE RAINBOW COMING TOWARDS ME ARRRRRR SAVE ME SOMEONE!!!
about a couple of weeks ago I was rank 400 something... Now I'm 600 something?!?! WHAT THE HELL
I can play the... I'm not even gonna try and spell it... Digirydoo?! Please help me spell it!!!
When someone says this you'd think you would know, but do you? Whats the sexiest word you can think of?
Animal- rainbow unicorns Big things- rainbows Colour- the colour spectrum :P Tv show- spongebob Picture- rainbows Place- Peru (because of Peruvian black And white hippopotamuses) Instrument-piano Dj/singer- deadmau5 People- strippers! (lol …
Yay 13 followers... Me need moreeee :)
Some people use random pictures for their profile, that's only because there scared on others opinions on how they look, don't be afraid to take a picture of yourself, show others your brave!
Lol, I was so bored a few hours ago, I mAde sum random food things lol, try gettin half a cold boiled egg, (leave it while u do this) get a sheet of ham, put mayonnaise on the ham, and put grated cheese on it, wrap the ham mayo cheese thing…
If your a keen Xbox gamer and u liv in the UK, GAME is doing a weird but epic offer, trade-in 3 games and get a tenner free WOAH this women in front of me had a giant pile of games and age got £463!!!
STOP POSTING THE SAME THING CONSTANTLY!!!
You should never give up, no matter how bad things can get, you gotta believe you can get through, no matter what obstacle appear on the way, slowly get though them one by one, and your goal will be reached leaving your messed up past in a …
I've sure made some good friends since I got opus. There's been tragedies,humour, and even good friends, but you should never follow to many people, to many friends can get confusing.
Everyone has there own giant stressy problem in real life right? It's one reason why I come on here, like a whole other world, an alternate dimension to be and relax in...
Monday-school,I get hurt Tuesday-school,I get hurt Wednesday-school,hurt Thursday-school,hurt Friday- leave school Saturday- stress,tears and a school meeting Sunday-stress, more tears and shopping. And it all starts again, but MTWTF I don'…
Divinity is for power,not abuse Fun, is for fun, don't over do it. Anger can get bad, don't lash out. Stress is natural, let it out bit by bit. Hobbies are for enjoying, but soon gets boring. People say they hate reading, yet your on t…
Rainbow unicorns are my favourite animals. Yesterday I saw a horde of zombie toddlers driving Ferraris trying to eat the car made of cake off the skoda advert ages ago. Imagine a group of alcoholics throwing petrol bombs at an old people's …
Your in the middle of doing something while your talking and suddenly blank out and,for example, put your iPod in the bin instead of the empty can in your other hand... Fool!
Ain't it embarrassing when you say something to someone who looks like someone you know when you don't... Get it?
You play a string instrument You have an Xbox You have bought a very expensive game You watch E4/+1 You have donated over £20/$ to an African charity.
I have 30 posters in my room ^^
General best game-Final fantasy xiii-2 Best ending- portal2 Scariest game EVAR-amnesia... Most RPG game-terraria And I Cbb to think of more...
You can't get the temperature right in the shower.
I got punched round the face a few times, kicked outta the place I normally hang out, had a science exam, leaving skool and only going back for the rest of the exams...
Doesn't it scare you when your in a dark room...and you can't find the light switch!
Don't you hate it when your doing something really important on ya laptop,Xbox etc. and your mum/dad just turns it off and you ain't saved it?!
Ain't it annoying how you've finished a yogurt, put the spoon in, and the pot won't stay up!!
Don't you hate it when you've just got into bed and your really comfortable and then you suddenly need to pee?
I wonder what dating's like for the other sex... Guess I'll never know.
Once upon a time, a dragon (as you would see all the time then) was 'chilling' in his cave. One day, a goblin came along and shouted at the top of his lungs "SIRE! We bring food and gold, and a commemorative golden jewelled statue". "humph.…