14 April 2012
Once upon a time, a dragon (as you would see all the time then) was 'chilling' in his cave. One day, a goblin came along and shouted at the top of his lungs "SIRE! We bring food and gold, and a commemorative golden jewelled statue". "humph...". Snorts the dragon, " is this all? I expected your finest gourmet food and your most precious jewellery to be embedded in MY statue"! So with the aggressiveness of the dragon, it gulped the goblin up one big bite!
Meanwhile, there was a troll. Yeah. Kinda boring. Soooo... It wasn't any old troll it was the rarest most endangered species in all the land! He was named bob, no, too boring again, he was called 'Mandrake hardraklack pondas.' he was wandering round the fantarian desert which is full of giant sandworms and vicious little blighters named lurions. So I guess your wandering what he's doing in a desert like that, well, ancient beasts named crystal halgen burds. Everything about the halgen burd is priceless! But, Mandrake was looking for the most valuable part, the diamond eye! And I should of mentioned, He has a companion, the knight! With is steel shining armour and a sharp as broken glass sword grasped in his chain mail covered hands. But anyway, back to the dragon.
The dragon (relaxing in his cave as usual) decided he wanted some company, so he decided to find a mate. He went to the nearest forest and found a basilisk, but he wanted a dragon, not a serpent, so the tense battle begins with a cloud of fire and a stone tree...
While this was happening, Mandrake and his knight companion started to dig to the crystal alter, where the crystal halgen burd is summoned. But along the way there are 3 challenges along the way, the skeleton army, house of reflections and the maze of gold. "arrrrrg we need sam wipons if we wanna git through dees skelees"! Says mandrake in a... Dodgy accent. "please speak normally Manny"? Sighs the knight. "If I must..." sighs mandrake.
Back at the forest, or now it looks like a volcano/meteor strike, the dragon has several severe cuts with the basilisk leaving a cold stone ground below it. The dragon goes through a jungle of trees and suddenly finds himself in a pitch black cave hearing snorts and seeing sparks of fire. The dragon flys out the hole soon finding a beautiful pink smooth scaled Chinese dragon with her inch thin wings floating in the air. "hello there fellow traveller ". Whispered the pink dragon. "I'm Alice, what shall I call you"? "erm...I have no name...just call me dragon." he says this in a scared nervous way. " I'd rather just call you larry". Chirps Alice.
"nooooo Manny"! Cries the knight. "urg I'm alright, just a couple of Broken bones :D". Laughs Mandrake. " haha just a couple more hundred :P". LATER ON: "phew...that took a while, just the house'o'reflection and the maze of gold to go". Sighs the knight.
Back to the dragons,Alice and larry are now together and have decided to go hunting, Alice went to the left to the precious stone ice caps and larry went searching for gold! Soon when they come back this conversation happens. "here larry, some emerald rabbit haunch, a ruby-eradactyl wing and some amethyst steak fresh from the purple mooing cow of the PSIC (standing for precious stone ice caps)". Joyfully screams Alice. "well erm...I got 100gold... Sorry". "don't worry, I heard there's a thing called the crystal halgen burd, it's in the fantarian desert, want to go, rumour has it, if you get the halgen burds diamond eye that's worth over tens of thousands of gold pieces, wanna try and get it"? Shrieks Alice...
END OF PART 1. -mogamary1 -Northamptonshire.
The Troll, The Dragon And The Curious Knight. Part1 • Opuss № I