4 July 2012
I went to a restaurant To eat some good There was an old lady Sat in the nude
Eating a steak With potatoes and peas Under the table Pubes down to her knees
This wasn't the sight I expected to see She opened her legs And started to pee
The floor is now wet Covered in piss This was a day I wanted to miss
My eyes have gone blind My brains all a blur I can't stop thinking Of her big mound of fur
Dirty Old Lady (16+) • Opuss № I