17 July 2012
Here I am Drunk once again How did this happen I don't know when
I've drank so much tequila I'm laid on the floor Am I really this drunk I best drink some more
Getting back up The room starts to spin There's a feeling inside I'm urging within
My stomachs in pain From where I've been sick All over my shirt Even my dick
The room is still spinning So I'm leaving this pub Now I am starving I'm getting some grub
I'll eat my kebab On my way home All of a sudden Someone's ringing my phone
I answer the call The voice is my wife She says "if you are drunk" "Fear for your life"
As I walk in I try not to budge Here I am pretending I'm sober as a judge
But when I get in Beside her in bed My stomach starts urging I'm sick on her head
Now I'm feeling quite funny Of this belly movement I've given my wife A major improvement
Face Change • Opuss № I