I hate the teabag - It always splits when I squeeze it
I hate the washing machine - It always steals one of my socks
I hate peas - They always fly off my plate
I hate hotdogs - The sauce always lands on my shirt
I hate the council - They always put a play area next to a shit hole
I love life - Cause it's mine and you're in it
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Some people love this season, Some people hate it for a reason, Personally, I can't make up my mind, I feel the creeping cold rub over my skin, But, the sight of colours make me grin, The awful scent...
I like keeping soil in my pockets, It's nice to have it with me. Feels like I'm closer to nature, And it's easier than taking the sea..
I have a party popper. For all you doo whoppers. Let's dance and jig. A real shindig. Put your hands in the air. Leave all your cares. Let's do the Hokey Cokey. Let's get dizzy and floaty.
I am a warrior A night And you Are my Queen of hearts.
Sometimes I wonder what God planned for me;I mean I know God has never ever made a mistake but everything I touch, I break and She keeps giving but I only take and take so I wonder if I even fit in.
Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it. Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!.
A barking dog is more useful than a sleeping lion.
Stand up, to your past. Stand tall, for the days to come. Stand up, to hatred. Stand tall, for yourself. Stand up, for the living. Stand tall, for the fallen. Stand up, because you can.
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