8 June 2012
It all started When I was young When I fell out that hole Near my mums bum
I was so wrinkly And ever so small As I grew up I started to crawl
Banging my head And stubbing my toe As I learnt to walk As I slowly grow
Walking on tables Sofas and chairs Climbing up and down And falling down the stairs
I reached my teens Without a hitch I say that now But the teacher was a bitch
I left high school In the year ninety four Hooray for me Schools no more
Get a job Go on the dole Fate decides Which way to go
Met a woman While out in the club The very next day A meal in a pub
Later on in life As years go by I decide to get married I don't know why
I get her pregnant I'm overjoyed My dad ain't happy And my mums annoyed
She gives birth Nine months on I pray to god That nothings wrong
Fit and healthy Crying with joy I'm so happy It's a little boy
I turn him round For my wife to see She starts crying Cause he looks like me
Life's Funny • Opuss № I